THESOCK OBAMA

The first thing I want to say is: I LOVE THIS IDEA!


They say that its racist.. I don't think so. Hilarious is what it is. Trust me, I know hilarity when I see it.

http://thesockobama.com/index.html

I mean, its no worse than this:

And by worse I mean AWESOME!!! hahaha

Looney Island©

One day Goonie Monster was walking through the woods and he came across an abnormally tall bunny named Alfred.
They began talking and immediatly became friends.
They walked further into the woods together and found a purple snake named Eugene.

Eugene was also abnormally large for the area. Goonie and Alfred soon found out that Eugene was from China. They are far from China. They are in "Looney Island". They all became friends. They were three of a kind, they got along very well.One night they camped out around a fire. They were telling stories when suddenly a noise came from the trees behind them.

Since Goonie was the biggest one he was nominated to go check it out.l
In the bushes he found a scared little string bean named Elmer.

They invited Elmer to join them. The next day all four of them continued to walk. Later in the afternoon they were getting pretty hungry.
A few minutes later they came across a giant pink cell phone. Of course, they didn't know what it was. They thought it was a massive amount of food.
They began to fight over the cell phone. They argued and argued for hours. Finally a slow moving snail came along and saw the four arguing. He asked them why they were arguing. They said that they were hungry and they didn't want to share. The snail, Sir Snail said: "If hyou are true friends and are really hungry you would divide that cell phone and share. BUT! You cannot eat a cell phone....


Here is a circus peanut...."

THE END

Story by: Sharifa and Mariam
Photography by: Sharifa and Mariam
Characters made by: Sharifa and Mariam

Bare Bottom

This picture was great.. I had him in the chair and then suddenly his diaper was half off. I know what it looks like but no he did NOT pee on the chair. That was just slobber.

I Watched It?

Yes. I watched American Idol tonight.. Well, part of it. There was no way that I was going to sit through the entire 2 hours..or was it 2 1/2? Either way... I didn't want to sit through it. Instead I came in on it every once in a while to see if they had announced the winner.

Simon, Randy and Paula said that David Archuleta would win. NOPE! I was so happy to see that David Cook was actually the one to win. I mean, don't get me wrong with my previous post about American Idol... I was just sick of hearing about David A. everywhere. He has a very good voice but I just like David C.'s better. He only scraped by with about 12 million votes more than David A. (6%)

David C. just is more of my type of musician. He sang "Sharp Dressed Man" with ZZ Top!!! I loved it!!!!!!!!!!

A New Nair Experience...

Ever since I saw the new Nair product that you can use in the shower I've been wanting to try it. When I was in Walmart yesterday I finally looked at it and to my surprise it was only five dollars! Needless to say, I bought it. When I got home I decided to go ahead and try it rather than wait until the next day. When I opened the package and read the directions it was very clear that you had to put the product on before getting into the shower. So thats exactly what I did. I followed the directions very closely and applied the product onto my legs with the green and white sponge. (using the green side, as per the instructions) As I finished my left leg, which is the leg that I started with I realized that there may NOT be enough to finish both legs. I thought to myself "no wonder it was only $5....." I managed to squeeze out enough to finish both legs. I waited one minute to get into the shower. Then the 2 minutes IN the shower. This is when I took the white side of the sponge and rubbed a small part to see if the hair was coming off... It wasn't. So I waited another two minutes. (According to the instructions you CANNOT leave it on longer than ten minutes) After the second two minutes I rubbed another spot to see if it had come off.. Still nothing. So I waited another two minutes. During this two minutes I thought again to myself: "five dollars.. crappy.. I'm just going to rub it all off this time"... Thats exactly what I did. And of course, only a little came off. About a minute later I realized that my legs were on FIRE!!! Not literally of course, thats pretty much impossible when you are completely soaked with shower water. My legs were burning.. I turned the water a little colder to put out the "flame". It felt a little better but now they weren't just burning they were itching too!

Let me stop here for a minute to say that I have used nair before and it has worked well. But the smell of the chemicals was gross so I only did it a few times before. That is why I wanted to try the shower one.. "Hello!! It just rinses off?! Yay!" .....

Ok now to continue with my story.. Itching.. So I scrubbed my legs hard with the sponge. It felt SO good. Between the scrubbing and the cold water it felt real nice. I looked and I realized that as I was scrubbing the hair was coming off too!!! I was sooo happy!! But I was still a little angry that I had to scrub my itchy, burning legs to get the hair to come off.... The things girls go through....

When I got out of the shower my legs were still burning and itchy and now red! I patted my legs dry as per the instructions once again. After this i just got into bed to try to go to sleep even though my legs were still burning and itching. I decided that having blankets on would probably feel good. WRONG. So wrong. It made my legs burn even worse. So after about ten minutes of suffering I went out into the livingroom and got an icepack. At this point only a few spots on my legs were burning. "Where?" You ask? Right above my knee on the inside, outer calf and right above my feet. Thats where I put the ice. I sat there for about 20 minutes alternating where the ice packs were. Finally I started feeling better so I went to bed.

This morning when I got up my legs were fine. Except they are still bright red and my knee's itch. But they are HAIRLESS!! ... well almost. There are a few places that it didn't work but it almost did so I am happy.... Other than my suffering. I'm going to stick with shaving from now on...